March 2017 Archives

Tweets for 30 Mar 2017

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(09:42:20) I wonder what noise a hipster makes when they sneeze.

Tweets for 29 Mar 2017

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(14:32:10) Someone in this office has a desk phone that rings like the beginning of a Dr Dre track. But the beat never drops. #DoTheyAnswerTooSoon?

Tweets for 28 Mar 2017

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(09:26:03) It's all a little bit Tuesday here. I believe caffeine is the antidote...

(13:59:47) Detective Sergeant @NickMohammed is a comedy show I can't listen to in bed without risking waking @poots. SO funny https://t.co/ZU1ro4tZ4h

(14:27:44) It's one of those days when little bon-mots in white font are requireed.

(19:50:43) Gosh I miss the Kwiksave "That'll have to do" range.

Tweets for 27 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 25 Mar 2017

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(21:02:08) Went to Sheffield to day with @poots and @nxmee today - definitely worth a visit, especially in the sunshine. Arguably nicer than London.

(21:38:36) I'm not really in favour of the clock change. I shall hide in bed until it's all over (and thank goodness I don't work in broadcast!)

Tweets for 25 Mar 2017

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(21:02:08) Went to Sheffield to day with @poots and @nxmee today - definitely worth a visit, especially in the sunshine. Arguably nicer than London.

(21:38:36) I'm not really in favour of the clock change. I shall hide in bed until it's all over (and thank goodness I don't work in broadcast!)

Tweets for 24 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 23 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 22 Mar 2017

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(18:35:13) Not watching the news. They're bound to be feeding the beast.

(18:36:04) Will think of the brave and the kind.

Tweets for 21 Mar 2017

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(22:08:43) This particular Tuesday night seems almost incapable of being squandered. WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT? I'm going to bed.

Tweets for 20 Mar 2017

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(13:11:29) I like that 'dismal' rhymes with 'abysmal'. Clearly not employed enough in modern popular music. Bleak and On Fleek. I could be Ed Sheeran.

(14:15:26) Bit damp out.

Tweets for 19 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 18 Mar 2017

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(17:02:13) If I didn't have to get nearly 6 metres of wood, I'd cycle to Wickes right now. Also: it's raining.

Tweets for 17 Mar 2017

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(19:58:40) Brilliant... https://t.co/o3atDhaCX6

(22:10:24) It took a screenshot & reverse Google Image search to find what the mysterious little logo on my phone means.. ~sig… https://t.co/zJxg9IcsVw

Tweets for 16 Mar 2017

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(17:17:46) A magnificent array of vehicles.. I'm pretty excited about the the #BTCC 2017 season ahead - and going to watch the… https://t.co/791rlPNwWj

Tweets for 15 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 14 Mar 2017

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(07:38:58) Good morning. The birds are still singing, so that's a good sign.

Tweets for 13 Mar 2017

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(10:43:42) Good morning. Blue skies in Luton, but the wind is still blowing in Detroit, I understand...

(13:46:28) The CEOs of Renault and Peugeot-Citroen are both called Carlos. Car. Los. Heh.

Tweets for 12 Mar 2017

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(19:05:30) RT @BritishTech: The BIG Show is posted! 'I'm not licking it!' with @campionuk @techsupportrich @paulums and the legendary @syzygy https://…

Tweets for 11 Mar 2017

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(12:04:39) Another day, another walk of doom (and rather bad mechanical noises) up the hill to the Bike Fixer. Apparently the back spindle's snapped 😄

(12:46:00) Collecting Árón the Bike Of Doom from the fixers (again)... apparently the back spindle was… https://t.co/8STSK4RGpT

Tweets for 10 Mar 2017

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(19:31:34) RT @BritishTech: The Big Show is live at 8PM with @campionuk @techsupportrich and can you believe it @syzygy https://t.co/A5L0mOk1fI

Tweets for 09 Mar 2017

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(21:14:43) Next book to write: everything I have learned about social media into a book called "Snapchatting for the Elderly." Just what I needed.

Tweets for 08 Mar 2017

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(18:49:34) Just got an Android phone, and am no spending FAR too much time on SnapChat, just trying to upload a profile picture. Not for the elderly.

Tweets for 07 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 06 Mar 2017

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(07:45:55) Good morning. I'm really not sure what's going on with these new types of coffee. Just a normal one for me please... er... I'll make my own.

(08:20:28) When I mean to type "crocuses and daffodils" but type "crocodiles." Surely the first signs of spring...

(23:16:44) Been quite the day in my bit of Luton. Night night

Tweets for 05 Mar 2017

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Tweets for 04 Mar 2017

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(11:39:33) RT @FinalBullet: If anyone has a drab building/office and would like to display my LED video work for free for a while, you'll be doing me…

(12:43:18) New game: Guess how many songs it will take on an online pop playlist or radio station before they wheel Ed Sheeran out. On average: 5.

(12:43:42) Same works for Adele with mellow playlists.

Tweets for 03 Mar 2017

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(22:21:21) I have been utterly ~loving~ @HarryHill's @BBCRadio4 comedies; if you've not heard 'Spoot!' you've missed hilarity: https://t.co/dOVFTL8SmS

Tweets for 02 Mar 2017

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(22:18:30) Impressed with myself: I just made a hot chocolate so poorly that once I'd drunk it, I could make another half mug with the unstirred powder

(23:06:16) Goodnight. May all your dreams be prestige, premium standard ones.

Tweets for 01 Mar 2017

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(10:04:56) Pro tip: If you're ordering something off the Amazon Marketplace (especially if it's shipped from China), check the seller reviews first!

(14:19:14) If I were governor of the Known World, I would ban automated apologies in emails & announcements. If you think about it, they're not real.

Tweets for 28 Feb 2017

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(11:53:26) New shirt smell. Mmmmm

(17:44:17) Happy birthday, Mr @paulwheatley !

(17:58:02) Waiting for a file to arrive on an FTP server so I can go home. It's like waiting for Christmas. Except I'm at work, without a stocking.

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