December 2016 Archives

Tweets for 30 Dec 2016


Tweets for 29 Dec 2016


(13:41:55) Small victory of the day: finding the right type of peculiar mains connector for some LED tube lamps and ordering them from China. Lovely.

Tweets for 28 Dec 2016


(08:09:04) RT @ao: It's #WinWednesday! You can win these @SonyUK In-Ear Wireless Headphones! 🎧🎧 All you need to do is RT for your chance to #WIN! http…

Tweets for 27 Dec 2016


Tweets for 26 Dec 2016


Tweets for 25 Dec 2016


(06:58:15) Happy Christmas. Need coffee.

Tweets for 24 Dec 2016


(08:59:33) Happy Christmas Eve. I'm off to Argos to get a bargain. Failing that, the Shell petrol station on the A5.

(16:12:03) 'ere, @Tesco - saw this on a relly visit... we get your foodbulance round at least once a week but we didn't get on…

Tweets for 23 Dec 2016


Tweets for 22 Dec 2016


(22:11:34) I doubt there was - or ever will be - an era that offers a better combination of things than #Taskmaster, #Elementary, #gin and #DairyMilk.

Tweets for 21 Dec 2016


Tweets for 20 Dec 2016


(10:37:26) Oh man... just had a Napoleon Zwart Wit Salmiak candy ball. Who makes a sweet with ammonium chloride in the middle?! I may not survive this.

(18:36:48) Y'know who I haven't seen for ages? Those two comedians who were Big Cook Little Cook. I hope they're OK.

Tweets for 19 Dec 2016


Tweets for 18 Dec 2016


Tweets for 17 Dec 2016


(10:02:38) Poundland Bakewell tart thing. The breakfast of champions. Will remember to peel off the foil backing this time.

(20:52:41) Just been to see Rogue One. I can completely understand the parallels made with the political history of Milton Keynes.

(23:51:04) Sometimes parenting is seriously rewarding. My son was extolling the virtues of Aphex Twin this week. @nxmee has EDM credibility.

Tweets for 16 Dec 2016


(22:39:25) Darn it. Forgot the figgy pudding again. I won't let carol singers go until they've had some.

(22:45:32) I've had a great idea for a song.. it goes "In a perfect world" over and over for about four minutes. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE'S DONE IT?

(22:46:20) I want to be a pipistrelle.

Tweets for 15 Dec 2016


(21:25:36) Challenge: Removing the backing of a sticky thing without peeling the sticky thing off the thing it's sticking. Still haven't mastered it.

Tweets for 14 Dec 2016


Tweets for 13 Dec 2016


(20:52:12) Saw this earlier when I was parking my bike... Wouldn't get that happening in a car park.. #grumble #rubbishbike…

Tweets for 12 Dec 2016


(11:17:53) Caution: The new Lidl in #Luton may cause a complete re-appraisal of what it means to be alive. I do hope there's a post-visit helpline.

Tweets for 11 Dec 2016


Tweets for 10 Dec 2016


(10:08:16) I'm really not sure what a 'spa day' is. Feels to me the human equivalent of a day at Kwik Fit.

(11:11:15) Struggling with the 4th paragraph of this article.. I can think of at least three ways even if the A505 is jammed.

(13:41:32) It's that time again.. #knittedcharacter #christmas #festiveromance @ Luton

(21:35:55) RT @LutonPoetrySoc: Beautiful news! #Christmas #Luton#poetry @LutonLibraries @syzygy @DrFMCD @PoetrySociety @love_luton @BedsLibraries @Kh

Tweets for 09 Dec 2016


Tweets for 08 Dec 2016


(09:33:45) Phrase that I intend to employ several times today: "That ain't happening." Gets me right into the festive spirit...

Tweets for 07 Dec 2016


(15:01:15) I quite like it when people write "data-base". Like the words "to-day" and "wiki-pedia."

Tweets for 06 Dec 2016


(14:13:49) Hey, @AskNationwide - I had excellent customer service from one of your phone banking advisors earlier, who was patient and helpful. THANKS!

(15:46:00) I'm a bit worried that I might be in trouble with @poots when I get home because of my behaviour at work. Off to the cash point with me...

Tweets for 05 Dec 2016


(16:33:05) This tweet has two factor authentication. Yes it does. Great.

Tweets for 04 Dec 2016


(18:29:00) I should have just drawn numbers on a bit of dairy milk.

(19:26:17) Just watched the best episode of #Yonderland yet; up there with Red Dwarf at its most witty, clever & irreverent. Worth a watch if you can.

Tweets for 03 Dec 2016


Tweets for 02 Dec 2016


(09:02:23) RT @thekareem: When you realize that the Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump

(09:10:05) #Windowless room for a day of management #training. Not pictured: emergency banana

(12:33:13) Having done Myers Briggs again today, I'm ESTP - same as I was in 2012, which is always good. No Kanye style personality shifts. Yet.

(18:55:08) Nothing Go Compares 2 U

(21:31:27) I'm sorry, I'm thinking about cats again.

Tweets for 01 Dec 2016


(09:35:34) Today is the two year anniversary of me starting my current job... not bad going I guess!

(09:52:43) I've just described one of my work colleagues as an 'omicron male'

(10:31:35) Seeing @JemStone's tweet on this century's festive songs.. I've no idea why Bob Dylan did this, but I'm glad he did!

(12:03:19) We have servers that take so long to authenticate that I have time for a senior moment and forget what I was going to do when I log in...

(19:24:33) A wondrous collection of #randomtat in this birthday card from @fridgemagnet2 including a pic of me with much hair.

Tweets for 30 Nov 2016


(08:55:56) You may have seen this.. brilliant edit by @AchinglyChic and scripted like a cockney Alan Partridge @fridgemagnet2

(13:12:14) Happy birthday @govindajeggy - long may your room leak!

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