January 2015 Archives

Tweets for 30 Jan 2015


Tweets for 29 Jan 2015


(10:04:46) I'm not proud to say I overdosed on Tesco Reduced Price 8p coriander and garlic naan last night. It would not be advisable to come near me.

(18:31:49) Through this life, I wore cologne.

(18:49:52) When ordering Chinese food, be sure you know what you're going to get by choosing the specified rice.

(18:50:57) I'm going to start a chain of curry curry chicken restaurants. I shall call it 'Naandos'.

Tweets for 28 Jan 2015


(09:26:12) I've got a soggy '1' key. Later today, I fear one of my colleagues will have a soggy '1' key.

(10:40:34) Why hasn't uptown funk given it to me yet? Stupid queuing system.

(12:32:30) Happy Flow.

(13:43:57) RT @jakeyapp: Knowing how popular you are, I'll have to advise you to set your PVR for Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe which starts tomorrow …

(17:18:24) We had a quiz at work, and we came fifth but actually we came second. Clerical error: +5 points. Moral victory.

(18:13:59) ^$

(18:20:33) I've got a new wiper blade for my car. It's very swish.

(21:17:12) Watching Drunk History. Genius. Sweary. Drunk.

(22:13:27) I'll be honest, I never understood the point of Flava Flav. It's actually easy to shout enthusiastically in the gaps between more shouting.

Tweets for 27 Jan 2015


(12:32:58) I have fashioned an Ikea Style Executive Storage Module out of a cardboard box. #JobSatisfaction

(18:40:15) Home. Tired. Hungry. Ostentatious.

(18:40:20) RT @CalmWaters73: Wa

(19:47:19) I've had quite enough of these generically modified foods.

Tweets for 26 Jan 2015


(11:34:56) Good morning. Happy Australia Day. Now find a public footpath.

(16:46:15) Happy birthday, @Hedgemint!

(18:18:17) RT @fridgemagnet2: This year's b'day offering c/o @syzygy Particularly like clearly labelled 'card' & 'present' labels 2 avoid confusion ht…

(19:58:57) Hiya @paulwheatley - may I introduce @CherryKaz1 who may be able to assist you with your work project you mentioned. Sorry for the delay!

(20:29:39) I just saw a @thisrealitypod arrive in my podcast feed... always a great listen - can't wait to hear it! Cheers, @brennig!

Tweets for 25 Jan 2015


(20:43:44) God bless the UK train system on a Sunday... #uktrains #cancelled http://t.co/zzst8CJWA7

(20:53:48) Good times with @hergiebird, @fridgemagnet2, @DigitalAmoeba, @PrincessBagel, @jn2n, @SheleileighLaw & @Karen_Kay_ http://t.co/9zFxcktCzM

Tweets for 24 Jan 2015


(09:58:44) It's cold out, but I can't help but open the window just a crack so I can hear the birdsong...

(10:35:16) Robin tag team feeding frenzy #SaturdayMorning #GardenBirds http://t.co/XxmZXFlvpc

(16:29:07) Utterly frightening price of petrol - probably nearly a pound cheaper than an average motorway service… http://t.co/msjRLJosON

Tweets for 23 Jan 2015


(07:45:26) Morning. YouTube, Chrome, Google+ and Maps have all just updated on my Android tablet. Always makes me wonder "What have Google done now..?"

(14:18:36) It's always a bit troubling when the weather synopsis is "Smoke"... http://t.co/53c7J7WSGC

(14:58:38) RT @saragreen303: I rarely say God Save Her, but: MT @MsIntervention the Queen seems to know how to handle Saudi rulers with class... http:…

(21:35:44) I've got a Nokia phone in the car. It's been in there (switched off) for about a year. Quite impressive battery life. http://t.co/VppisCDItN

Tweets for 22 Jan 2015


(12:42:52) RT @TheGarethLloyd: Free Gareth lovin to the next 7 people who follow me and help me get to 4000 followers!

Tweets for 21 Jan 2015


Tweets for 20 Jan 2015


(09:11:35) RT @paulwheatley: The @BritishTech Pocket show is up ’In the face AKA the Superbowl & TV Show’ http://t.co/hzbd2tfFzJ with @verso @bigChris

(10:32:43) Good morning. Cake dilemma avoided today by having TWO pieces of cake. TWO. #mightnotruinmylunch

(17:59:38) I am really bothered by this wonky-headed photo. Was ot seriously the best they could do? #LaRedoute… http://t.co/6i840Y3Yz2

(18:21:52) I hold @Standupmaths responsible for me getting "Do you want to make a spreadsheet?" stuck in my head. To the tune of a #Frozen song.

(21:19:02) RT @CherryKaz1: please join me at the top of the hour for winter warmers on http://t.co/fH8QgTdQbb

(21:21:36) #DrunkHistory makes me want to do drinking and history

(23:15:02) Happy birthday to @BritishTech Pocket show - a year old today, and I was on the first & most recent shows. Happy birthday @heatsyangel too!

Tweets for 19 Jan 2015


(09:40:34) Too early for cake?

(09:42:11) With the kind endorsement of @paulums @Moominstrudel @regularjen (and no, @iCyberPaul, I'm afraid there's not enough to share): CAKE TIME!

(12:51:12) Thinking of signing up for this.. http://t.co/JVCzIoHAxY

(12:55:02) Baxters Scotch Broth - rather thin & insipid (thinsipid?) for my liking but moderately tasty 6.5/10 #ratemysoup http://t.co/F6lDfwMz2A

(20:08:46) Going live on the @BritishTech Pocket Show with @paulwheatley, @bigChrisAshley and @verso - I think they're talking about the Superb owl.

(22:20:44) RT @1969Steve: It's the #EndOfAnEra tonight on http://t.co/f4fxYYpthS. If you want to know how the era ends then you'll have to tune in. #M…

Tweets for 18 Jan 2015


(11:59:19) RT @ToddWatkins6: @syzygy funny story on that. It was actually my car and it was stolen and top gear bought it.

(12:37:39) Remembering the wonderful, and sadly missed @eriklanigan http://t.co/IOY0kFJ4Yh

(12:38:28) RT @Jeffwni: - "I love Beyoncé...

Tweets for 17 Jan 2015


(08:37:42) #uksnow LU2 5/10 - big fat flakes

(10:00:12) I'm not a perfectionist, I'm a completist. Which is just as frustrating (for other people? :D)

(10:00:36) I guess I'd better get on with some housework. Need to get ALL the washing done (no swaps).

(15:34:23) RT @TOther_Simon: All-you-can-eat restaurants charge a nommin' all fee.

(17:15:26) Railway robin - we had no snacks for him, sadly. @ Luton Airport Parkway Railway Station (LTN) http://t.co/pOXCzA5dPm

(19:28:29) About to have theatre done to me. @FOTSN http://t.co/UNWdnGSoE5

(19:29:41) Doing a hashtag from up in the gantries #spokenNerd

(23:22:17) Good times @FOTSN #SpokenNerd #OHP @ Bloomsbury Theatre http://t.co/8WCqZZXDZX

Tweets for 16 Jan 2015


(11:02:25) RT @EwenRankin: I'm very sorry to tell you all that Erik Lanigan has passed away. I'm at a loss for words. He was a great guy. http://t.co/…

(14:35:02) A very happy birthday to @1969Steve (who'll be on #MintFM later today with a 60s version of Living in the 80s! http://t.co/FYTFvK2geN)

(19:14:49) Today I have mainly got the hell out of Dodge.

Tweets for 15 Jan 2015


(10:06:57) Good morning. I've had too much coffee already and I don't know what to do. More coffee..? Cake? Kebab?

(13:38:19) RT @thereaIbanksy: true story http://t.co/Vtl8c6r5qU

Tweets for 14 Jan 2015


Tweets for 13 Jan 2015


(07:32:00) Because it's never too early to write a @Raspberry_Pi disk image... Good morning. #bitgeeky http://t.co/ZY6TmbGoPo

(12:12:44) Lunchtime listening - Living in the 80s with @1969Steve at @MintFM's archive pages - http://t.co/xuZUAa1ob8 #MintFM

Tweets for 12 Jan 2015


(09:50:06) RT @KelloggZac: If only it were this easy... #MusicianProblems http://t.co/ncyEbSfCAf

(09:58:21) Morning. Looking at systems for controlling central heating. Nest has an API, but it's only a thermostat. May have to go @VesternetUK again

(12:19:18) RT @TOther_Simon: My duvet is full of duck down.

(12:24:58) Since when did indoor scarves become a thing?

(14:59:18) RT @vobes: Check out Splidge the Cragflinger's new Children's Podcast: https://t.co/Kl3pLA8tIG http://t.co/Exyp3h9SfV

(15:17:19) RT @vobes: Searching a #marketing partner to help me reach readers aged 9-12 years. payment through #book sales.

(16:43:39) RT @OrkneyLibrary: Lightning turns ferry information into episode of Bob's Full House #scotstorm (picture from @orkneyfood) #scotstorm http…

(17:27:04) RT @artistsmakers: One hundred years of Ladybird books. http://t.co/JUoTt8dEQP Exhibition coming up at @dlwp soon, too. http://t.co/c539ZVc…

Tweets for 11 Jan 2015


(14:55:19) I explained the "Yo" app to daughter progeny - she responded by explaining (after demonstrating) the "Derp rocket." #generationgap

Tweets for 10 Jan 2015


(10:23:42) Having had shower head descaling and security camera sub feed success, I s'pose I'd better get on with Mundane Household Tasks. Damp out.

Tweets for 09 Jan 2015


(09:28:59) RT @johndredge: 7 Top Ten Job Interview Tips for YOU http://t.co/5V28PLZG6R

(09:43:00) Calculatrice hypothécaire.

Tweets for 08 Jan 2015


(11:41:52) Coffee and minimal snack products. In other news: someone is using my Designated Spare Mug. I shall have to put a label on it.

(14:22:47) RT @TimCoronel: RT & Win! Work like a Maxxis Dakar mechanic with this Toolspecial 100 pieces toolkit!

Tweets for 07 Jan 2015


(10:10:44) What the drivers & riders in #Dakar2015 are doing makes the @TopGearOnline Patagonia Special look like a stroll round an allotment.

Tweets for 06 Jan 2015


(07:53:58) Morning. Twitter is a nicer place to lurk than FB this time of day. Lots of school stress & posts about privacy... I'll stick with cat pics.

(08:17:02) RT @johndredge: @syzygy New year?New job? New comedy sketch? https://t.co/AGWuMKiKHn

(11:19:00) Space X go for launch.. ooh! @NASA

(11:20:21) Darn it.. spoke too soon #SpaceX #Countabort @NASA

(13:11:20) RT @HartlandShows: Was there any decent music in 2001? I'm about to find out with @1969steve and the Perfect year http://t.co/BvpT5ajzSk #t…

(15:13:14) Got to love politics.. https://t.co/MslYnf7MjG - way to endear yourself to the artistic masses, @labourpress ...

(16:28:09) RT @SteveDoherty1: For anyone interested Sedaris about to appear before Parliamentary Committee streamed here: http://t.co/h6gaXViMzI

(18:34:36) Am I a bad parent for correcting my children's use of the phrase 'spiral staircase'? It's about the only thing I shout at them for...

(18:47:43) For me, it's not eating the spicy thing, it's that little crunchy bit that I bite 20 minutes after dessert that causes a chilli explosion.

Tweets for 05 Jan 2015


Tweets for 04 Jan 2015


(09:22:02) Ahh the smell of fresh laser printer ozone. Morning.

(11:41:47) I'm fairly sure that someone could yawn 200 metres away and it would still set me off #contagious

(13:58:32) Software Development Kitten

(15:58:51) Playing with an old home computer (Yamaha CX5M if you're interested) http://t.co/Kso2cw6TPD

(21:20:54) I never want to be around Richard Ayoade when I'm tipsy. I would so need my wits about me. What a remarkable man.

Tweets for 03 Jan 2015


(11:27:10) Morning. Sometimes an upgrade isn't an upgrade at all. It's a disastrous need to completely re-install. Oops...

Tweets for 02 Jan 2015


(09:38:30) Every cloud has a silver lightning.

(12:28:00) RT @DavidTylerPozz: "@petercbowden: looking at lyrics to il be there to you, are these 2 lines not contradictory? sort it out rembrandts ht…

(14:37:45) RT @JamesTCobbler: Our way of helping out a little http://t.co/BDvGVjp7fj

(16:41:50) RT @Lutonbookworm: Did Santa bring your kids a tablet this Christmas? We have a dedicated eBook Library for children and young... http://t.…

(18:37:44) I know what I'm doing tonight... http://t.co/V2ol2GCN4P

Tweets for 01 Jan 2015


(00:05:45) Staring open-mouthed at the London fireworks (from the safety of my lounge).. a work of pyrotechnological art. Happy 2015 noisy folk...

(00:06:06) Happy 2015.

(19:12:33) A tea-time conversation with @nxmee has concluded that the two word message I will send to my 15-year-old self is: "Moffatt Loop."

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